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A lived-in, heavyweight tee that reads like an inside joke for anyone who’s ever competed, coached, or cheered from the sidelines. The garment-dyed finish softens the fabric and mutes color so the bright ribbon graphic feels like a worn badge of honor — ironic, affectionate, and comfortable. It sits relaxed on the body, draping like a favorite shirt you reach for when you want to be casual but seen. Wear it to post-game hangs, low-key award nights, or while swapping stories about near-misses and memorable plays. The sewn-in label and sturdy double-needle seams mean this shirt grows more personal with each wash and wear.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) feel
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk and available S–4XL (select partners)
- Durable construction: double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams)
- Sewn-in label; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
"Never Ranked Higher Than Gold In Any Game Ever" Shirt
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) feel
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk and available S–4XL (select partners)
- Durable construction: double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams)
- Sewn-in label; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean